HOW I HACKED MY BRAIN AND SCORED 3.04 GPA WITHOUT REALLY EVER STUDYING (earlier) #NOTACLICKBAIT

– JAI AHUJA

No, This is not a motivational post.

THING’S REAL

Okay, So let me describe the situation -:

Imagine your semester end exams are 2 days away. You don’t even know a single formula or in fact you don’t know shit about any of the subjects to be precise. Somehow, you study precisely 1 day for each subject (the day before the exam) and pull of the impossible. GETTING A GPA ABOVE 3 (Out of 4).

SOUNDS UNREAL, RIGHT ? (Try reading this with DHAN TE NAN sound in your head)

Did it feel good ? YEAH, WHY NOT LOL

Did I deserve it ? HECK NO

Did I leak papers ? I would’ve gotten a 3.74 / 4 instead of a 3.04 / 4 then

Can it happen again ? NOT REALLY (OR MAYBE YES)

So, How’d I do it ? The answer is (RANDOM DRUM ROLL MOMENT)

MODAFINIL.

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Simply GOOGLE it. ( I would’ve copied the info from the first link anyway )

Nicknamed as ‘ THE LIMITLESS PILL’. It can however work wonders.

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Wanna feel like SUPERMAN and always have the dopamine flowing to achieve whatever you want ? Try It ( at your own risk OBVIOUSLY )

WHAT DOES IT DO ?

8-10 hours of creative energy, focus and confidence. (Isn’t that all one needs while working)

WHAT IT DID TO ME – :

  • FOCUS FOCUS FOCUS – Ever studied 14-15 Hrs a day for a WEEK  without DISTRACTIONS and still felt fresh ? Guess NOT
  • MOTIVATION AND ENERGY – FELT THAT LATELY ? – ‘ Shit, that subject was easy to ace.’
  • MEMORY – I COULD REMEMBER THINGS  PRECISELY AFTER READING THEM ONCE.
  • FORMULAES – I DEVOURED THEM.
  • CALCULATIONS – NEVER WENT WRONG OR COMPLETELY WENT WRONG. Haha
  • SLEEP – Set a new RECORD….. 44 HRS AWAKE. ( Not everything’s positive lol – Can you beat that ?)

 

All this stuff  + Loosing body fat (  SOUNDS LIKE A SHORT TERM FORMULA FOR SUCCESS)

WELLLLLLLLLL !!!!!

Where do you get this ?

well, getting PHARMA Drugs in India is a joke. Just walk up to the chemist and ask for it and thats it.

Is It ETHICAL ? Is it SAFE ?

GO FIND OUT WHAT THE WORLD & SCIENCE THINKS. 

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