Reason I hate cricket !!!!

– JAI AHUJA

IND VS SL, WORLD CUP FINAL 2011

Its the 49th over. India needs 4 runs to win. A billion people are in the streets. Soon, Captain Not so cool hits a 6 and a nation goes bonkers. ( WHILE I WERE WATCHING ZACK N CODY )

 

Okay, So I have an assignment for all the imaginary people who are gonna read this.

THIS IS A SNAPCHAT SCREENSHOT OF SOMEONE’S STORY.

OBSERVE THE FOLLOWING IMAGE.

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SOOOOOO, WHAT DID YOU OBSERVE ?

  • Sunday Evening Fun ?
  • People chilling ?
  • Good times ?

 

Well, now notice the right side of the image. You probably noticed the KIDS STANDING. But, didn’t really give a shit, though.

I see a mirror image of myself in those kids.

Okay, So imagine doing all the following -:

  • Getting an exclusive pitch on these streets.
  • Convincing your dad to get the most EXPENSIVE bat in sports shop.
  • Buying an overpriced BALL that probably cracks in a day.
  • Buying Wickets ( YES, WICKETS………WHO EVEN BUYS WICKETS WHEN YOU CAN GET BRICKS lol )

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And then having to -:

Surrender to random adults (whom you won’t ever see) who’ll -:

  • Invade your pitch and would select you in the end
  • Batting ( You’ll go last )
  • Bowling ( Well, forget it )
  • Dictate terms
  • Take your expensive bat and trash it
  • And lastly, hit a lofty shot and ensure you won’t ever find your ball.
  • ALL THIS HAPPENS while you were standing in the right and waiting for your batting to arrive.

 

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Well, you surely are bound to LOVE the sport when this happens multiple times. Aren’t you ?

Buy new stuff.

Wait for your turn to come (JUST WAIT)

Stand on the outliers of the ground and get yelled at for dropping a catch impossible for a midget.

Go home without your ball.

Convince your mom to give you more money for a ball.

AND THEN THE CYCLE CONTINUES……….

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